I love google voice. LOVE. Like most people, I have two cell phones. A work phone and a personal device. I also use google voice to direct all carrier voicemails to my personal phone. This morning, I must have pocket dialed from my work to my personal phone. Why was that my last number dialed? Who knows… maybe I lost my phone and tried to call it to find it. By the time I get into the office, I had a nice little gift in my google voice inbox. Enjoy transcription below. Original audio embedded as well. Just remember, You have no chance to survive make your time.